FaBclub Review
20th January 2008

Written by Sue Tuckey

My first attempt at reviewing. Please be gentle with
me folks. There are quite a few early arrivals today
despite the weather, very overcast, but
unseasonably warm.

Clive is also a virgin today, he's our compere. He
apologises in advance. He opens with a few
appropriate jokes.
Mumbling Len Turner and Big Ben Thompson are
first up. They are not virgins, just Ben and Trev
playing a bluesy number from Lightnin' Hopkins",
Now is the Needed Time"

Maureen gives us first a story called "Politics". Not
the parliamentary kind, but family stuff. No, I'm
wrong, there is political theory at the end. Her
second story is about teddy bears and how to
display them best. I feel a moral coming, "never
have sex with a shop owner"

Bernie has brought his big organ… oo er missus.
The cat is wearing Trevor's caveman outfit! He has
a Trev on a stick too! With Maureen on handle, they
play "Amorillo" and "Tootsie" whilst the doll
dances frantically. Trev hasn't got that much
energy.!

Alan Neville is our next performer. His song, "Ellis
Island" is about the Italian immigrants, who find
that life is not a bed of roses in America , as they
were led to believe. It is a fine song, made even
better by Alan's excellent guitar style.
Next is an unaccompanied song, inspired by a trip
to the British Museum , to the First Emperor
Exhibition. It describes the building of the
terracotta army. Excellent rhymes, and very witty.

Ben , our youngest member, gives us Eric Bibb's "
Panama Hat." A bluesy number, delivered in a very
confident manner. I can see he's living this song.
Well done Ben.
I need only three notes to know that his second
song is "Vincent Black Lightning" by Richard
Thompson. Ben has mastered the pretty guitarwork
, and puts lots of emotion into the song, something
that some more seasoned players fail to do.

Clive tells a variant of the 'blind man' joke - nuff
said!

Next up is Liz, who starts with the 'parish notices'
for the club. She then recites two of her self -
penned poems. The first "Seasons " is an old
favourite, a nostalgic look at her Sussex
childhood.Another in the same vein follows,
"Winter Dreaming". Wasn't everyone's childhood
like that?.....if only…..

Clive announces a ten minute break for beer (and
skittles?) Bernie plays with his organ….. oooo….
Errrrrrr!!! Paul tries out Ben's guitar , people talk
excitedly. Bernie fiddles again. Come on Clive, the
natives are restless.

Paul Steele is given a big build-up, but starts with
a joke. Known at Clubs all over Kent for his Dylan
songs, he gives us, "Like A Rolling Stone",
complete with superb gurning. (Where's that horse
collar when you want one?) Check there's loo
seats in all facilities somebody. His second song is
a bit of a rant. "I ain't Got No Home in this World
Anymore". He's using a plectrum as he's lost all his
fingernails…in a ferret juggling act perchance?

T D L are up next. We are playing a Johnny Preston
song… his version of a folk standard, "Charming
Billy" and "Roadkill Café", a very tasteful number.

Len has the dubious honour of following that. He
does so effortlessly. Len's first song is the Beatles
standard, "Hide Your Love Away." Staying with
Lennon, he sings "Strawberry Fields". He's got the
guitarwork . Very authentic.

Bill Pardon is up next with his humourous ditty
"Critic From Hell." His second song was his
"Icarus" song, more to do with advice to the timid
than classical Greek.

Steve O'Kane follows .His visits are far too rare
these days. Sounds as though he's been writing
songs again. The first has a dream-like quality,
beautifully performed. The title……" Only
Dreaming". The second is preceded by a poem…
very up to date but written in 1854. It relates to the
second song, the native American's take on earth's
uncertain future. "Wakantanka"?

Another break follows for buying raffle tickets and
smoking,,,, cough…. Cough.
I spy Liz, wearing her underwear on top of her
sweater… who else would dare? Helen bribes the
reviewer with the choccies she's won.

Maureen and Bernie give us the monkey's favourite
"Yes, We Have no Bananas.
Another story from Maureen " The Fleeing
Taliban."

Alan sings"'Bye George". A song in praise of
sixties music, the Beatles variety naturally.

Ben sings a James Taylor song, "Sweet Baby
James". He's singing very quietly… anyone
dozing?

I get a good look at Liz's cami now. She does more
nostalgia. "DoYou Remember?" Anyone under 50
wouldn't.. so this is an education… for some.

Paul picks up Trev's guitar, that bribe is a distant
memory! That sounds familiar, oh, of cause, Dylan
again…"Just Like A Woman." The guitar sounds
wrong….oh.. it's being played very sweetly.

TDL were up next with Trev playing Mandola for
Robert W Service's "When the Iceworms Nest
Again."

Len then played one of my favourites, "Here Comes
the Sun". Nicely played Len.

Bill went all Cornish with a funny joke. He dons
his tam o' shanta for "Bonnie Banks O' Foordie."

Steve O'Kane finished the afternoon. The first is
"The Valley Of The Blind", a soul-searching foray
into his mind… deep stuff for Sunday teatime. Next
Bob Dylan's "Mighty Quinn"…. a chance for
everyone to sing us out. Someone is blowing
raspberries in my left ear. (Trevor on kazoo).