FaBclub review
24th January 2010
written by
Clive Meggs


Here we are again at the White Hart, Grays and are looking
forward to an exciting afternoon's entertainment. The
temperature has risen considerably outside over the past
week, and we hope the same will happen in the inside this
afternoon.


Trevor has volunteered to be our compere for the afternoon
and the dynamic duo start with a rousing number - She Bangs
The Drums - written by The Stone Roses. I thought Trevor
might have written it for our resident drummer, Sue, but I was
sadly mistaken. She really goes to town during that number.
Their second song, Upminster Bridge, is very quietly sung and
played by Trevor. Sue seems to have got the taste for the
bodhran and is fairly prominent throughout, mainly due to the
quietness of her partner. It is such a lovely song making its
first outing because it was only written last Saturday. Well
done, Trevor.

Linda is next performing solo. She starts with a rousing
chorus song - Johnny I Hardly Knew You - and the audience
appreciate the chance to exercise their vocal chords.
Obviously finding what the audience wants she follows with
another chorus song easily recognised by most attendees of
Folk Clubs. The chorus of The Larks They Sang Melodious and
other last line refrains make the song instantly recognisable.
The crowd love it and join in with gusto. Well sung both Linda
and the Fabclub chorus.

Margaret is next and starts with a tale about one of her
protégées, and continues with several other stories. But we
are here to listen to music so she is encouraged to comply.
She starts with a song she heard the Dubliners sing - I Wish I
Had Someone To Love Me- not that you would recognise it as
one of theirs. A very sweet love song, Margaret. She continues
with the only Scottish song she knows, as it is Burns Night
tomorrow- a gay song as she describes it - Marie's Wedding.
Och Aye!!!

Trevor introduces Foxen next as they look the least prepared.
He is such a tease. Good job it is not a striptease says Sue.
They start with a humorous number from Norfolk about a man
being called to the armed services and leaving his true love,
written by George Kipper of the famous Kipper Family. Excuses
are made to avoid his call up until he finds his true love is
pregnant, when he can't wait to get away. A serious ballad
next, beautifully sung by Margaret with some great backing on
guitar from John, - Gentle Maids Ashore by John Bliss.
Beautiful!!!

JoJo is next with a song about hanky-panky - The Galway
Shawl. Another song for the fabclub choir to join in with
gusto. Thank you JoJo. She is followed by our domestic duo,
Bernard and Maureen, who give us a couple of their
tremendous toe-tapping tunes totally in time.

Clive is flying solo today with a farming song with a difference
- all about modern farming practices. Involving lots of
politically correct information and forbidden practices. Called
Modern Day Farmer and written by Dave Horden , a refreshing
outlook on contemporary matters. He continues with Waltzing
With Bears, again a light hearted song with a great chorus.

Now is the time for our break, so we take ten minutes to sort
ourselves out and return to the fold in a more comfortable
disposition.
Len is called up after the break and starts with a Tim Harding
song - Reason To Believe. He tells us that has a connection
with Trevor this afternoon because he was thinking of staying
at home to watch a film called The Drum and had earlier
dropped Barbara off a Upminster Bridge Station - that's
SPOOKY!!!!. He continues with a new song to me - Stone Me.
Great song Len!!

Our resident poet is next and how we have missed her this
season. She starts with a poem not frequently aired called The
Workshop written by Liz in memory of her grandfather who
worked with clocks. Liz tells us that she has a number of new
poems that she has been working on recently, some about
snow. We look forward to these in the coming weeks. As they
are not yet ready she gives us My Haven't They Changed, a
poem about observations at a reunion. Nice to hear it again
Liz!!!!

After a story from yours truly who is referred to by Sue as a
little joke, Tone Deaf Leopard return to the front for their
second spot. They start with a song with a calypso rhythm as
their contribution to Burns Night - Mary of Argyle. The
percussion comes out with avengeance for the next song,
once performed by Manfred Mann, called If You've Gotta Go -
Great Fun!!!!

Bernard and Maureen are next with a couple of instrumental
extravaganzas. The percussion is already out and is used to
good effect. JoJo then gives us Shallow Brown, after an
informative story about her daughter and a recorder. Some
unusual harmonies are heard in the background of this
wonderful chorus song. Well sung JoJo!!!!!

Len is up next - everything is going out of turn this afternoon.
This was totally unexpected by our artiste. He nevertheless, in
true professional style goes straight in to Strawberry Fields
Forever and sounds even more like The Beatles than usual.
Then, inspired by a visit to Romford Folk Club on Tuesday he
sings John Lennon's Imagine, which he heard Nora sing there.
Well appreciated Len!!

Margaret goes back to her youth next with Sweet Sixteen, some
rock'n roll for her fans. She follows with Blue Blue Day, but
this has been far from it!

Maureen tells us that the bath balls she won in the raffle
expired in May 2007 - someone is going to turn green, then.
After much laughter Liz is called upon to bring some order to
the proceedings. She gives us her poem about Shoes which
provokes many comments.

Ploughmans Lunch are next, together, with a foxhunting song
all about foxes. They continue with Three Score And Ten, a
chorus song instantly recognised by the fabclubbers.

Foxen are asked to finish the afternoon off and in true
tradition they decide to bounce off Margaret (which is quite
pleasant they say) with a song about a sixteen year old and a
rhubarb pie (arma fiddle eye). Rather a novel chorus song
which is very funny. The last song of the day is about a friends
reunited experience, and they bounce off Liz in this respect,
with Friends Reunited Blues. What a great afternoon!! If you
want more of the same we are back again in the function room
on Sunday 7th February 2010, for a special afternoon to
celebrate our 5th Anniversary, so please try to be there. We are
having a buffet so a plate of food to share would be
appreciated.