FaBclub review
19th April 2009
written by
Clive Meggs



Summer is definitely on its way. It is nice and warm outside and
the sun has been shining all morning. There are a number of
unfamiliar faces in the bar as we arrive, hopefully some are
fabclub virgins and we may be in for a treat. I can also see a
number of regular members. The bar is rapidly filling up.

Trevor Leopard is our compere for today. The Leopards open
proceedings with a parody of Fields of Athen Rye called the
Thieves of Peckham Rye. They conclude with a Wee and a
Shave, not literally though. I'm not sure the newcomers to the
club really can believe what they are seeing and hearing. We
all love it though.

Mike Parrot gets off his perch and takes to the floor. Mike
hasn't been here for some time. He starts with an old
favourite-I'm not looking for a car, it's a girl I'm looking for,
which is immediately followed after each chorus with a
resounding 'Have a banana' He follows this with a brand new
song, finished this morning, called Jack of All Trades Master
of None. Brilliantly written with numerous puns but
unfortunately the sound system faltered half way through. You
will have to come back soon, Mike ,and sing it for us again.

A FaBclub virgin is up next. His name is Alistair. He states that
this is the first time he has performed for at least 10years - very
brave. The first song is self-penned, written some years ago,
called B is for Boy. The next song was written last week and
Alistair warned us that it was quite raw. Both songs were
excellently sung. Alistair has quite a range in his voice and he
plays very accomplished guitar. Well Done!!

Lady Formby is next in all her glorious red and white. Margaret
starts with Leaning on a Lampost and this runs straight into
When I'm Cleaning Windows. She follows with Your Cheating
Heart which receives a rapturous round of applause. Great
stuff Margaret!!

Our guest, George Wilson, is next. After being introduced with
a round of applause he says 'thank you Glastonbury'. I have a
feeling we are going to have a laugh this afternoon. He starts
with a Richard Thompson song- I Want To See The Bright
Lights Tonight. The next song was given to him by a singer
songwriter, Richard Hignett, and is titled Mercy. This is quite a
serious song, sung very powerfully by George. It contrasts
nicely with the humour between songs. A Ron Truman-Border
song is next called Who Will Play the Blues for Peter Green.
Quite a sad song sensitively sung. John Stafford accompanies
him from the audience on the mouth organ and is thanked for
his trouble. The next song is about World War 2 fighter pilots
called Snuffed, written by Dave Totterdol (please excuse
spelling). A rousing chorus song enjoyed by the audience.
Another Richard Thompson song is next called The Poor
Ditching Boy, quite a traditional number, with a chorus. He
dedicates the next song to his first wife, and follows with a
humerous story about her and the other two. The song is
called Couldn't Have Come at a Better Time, a loud joining in
song. A great way to finish off the first set.

We take a short break for necessary functions. Raffle tickets
are sold and we all catch up on the gossip since the last
meeting.

TDL call us together and perform a song called In My Time Of
Dying to start the second half. A gospel song sung by such
people as Led Zeppelin it certainly grabbed the attention of
everyone and called them together for what promises to be a
great session.

Our sound engineer is next. Joe sings a self-penned song of
the sea entitled I Am A Sailor. The twelve string guitar sounds
quite impressive over the PA. Joe then gets out his omni-chord
harp. An unusual keyboard instrument played on his lap, and
sings a song called Hares on the Mountain - WOW!! What a
sound!!!

The audience welcome on stage Bill Pardon with a song about
experience on My Space - Cakehole Presley Is My Friend. The
percussion wakes up for the chorus. A sea shanty is next -
Haul Away Joe. Great thanks to the Trendy Granddad.

Mike Parrot is next for another song, hopefully with the mike
working this time. He says he has a loose end - ooh err missus.
He gives us a rendition of Missing in Acton Lost Without
Trace. A great song the regulars all recognise, and join in.

Our ex-virgin Alistair is on next with a mathematical zoological
song called 2 Rabbits and 3 Foxes. A quiet ballad with some
great guitar picking to accompany it.

Margaret gives us another one next. 'I Feel Lucky' is certainly
not what I was on the lottery last night. Neither on the raffle
which is drawn next.

George returns after the raffle with one of my favourite songs,
Beeswing, written by Richard Thompson. I have heard so many
different versions of this song and none disappoint, including
Georges version. He follows with a great drinking song - A
Kiss of the Darling Good Ale. This followed an amusing tale
involving Guiness and bellies. Another Ron Truman Border
song next, Sweet Angel of Mercy - good for the percussionists.
Romeo and Juliet by Mark Knopfler is next. George describes
him as his all time favourite guitarist. Some rock and roll
follows with the Searchers hit Everytime That You Walk In The
Room. I think everyone in the room was singing along to this.
George is on a roll now as he finishes with the Dire Straits hit
Walk of Life and a medley of rock and roll songs. After
rapturous applause George comes back for an encore. He
finishes with Old Hippies Never Die, a Ron Truman Border
song and the afternoon fades out to a fantastic round of
applause.