FaBclub review
1st March 2009
written by
Clive Meggs


It is quite a mild day in Grays and the crowd are slowly
gathering at the White Hart for what is sure to be a brilliant
afternoon. There are some new faces amongst the regulars
and Bill has been elected as the compere for the day, so we
wait in eager anticipation.

Bill starts the afternoon off with a traditional number I believe
is called Go Down You Blood Red Roses. This is followed by
his familiar tale involving Icarus Schmicakerus with a couple
of newly written verses. A good start to the afternoon.

Bernard and Maureen are next with a couple of Scandinavian
tunes and not a cross word - yet! The dumb waiter is heard
being pulled and sounds quite spooky. The next tunes are
quite lively and the audience are encouraged to join in with
percussion.

Our FaBclub virgins are next. Maggie and Mark, part of a group
called Sandragon. They start with a traditional song called If I
Were a Blackbird. Maggie has a beautiful folky voice and is
accompanied by Mark on guitar. This is followed by another
traditional folk song which is unusual in that it is happy and
no-one dies. It is familiar to most of the audience and is called
A Rosebud in June.


Ken is introduced next, and as usual we have no idea what to
expect. He comes on finishing his food and starts with a poem
appropriately about dental hygiene called dirty teeth. This is
followed by the tale of the Dungeness Cat, and another
audience participation poem that doesn't go quite to plan. The
men in the audience are asked to go to the front with their beer
and refuse to. The fearsome Sue takes up the mantle and sings
a duet with Ken called The Whiffenpoof Song by Moss Hart.
Intriguing!

Len is next and asks why he always appears to follow Ken.
This is obvious he is told - because their names rhymes. Len
drops Neil Young for this week and sings two Tim Harding
songs - Reason to Believe and If I Were A Carpenter. Nice one
Len!


Maureen then comes to the front and gives us one of her
stories, this one about bums, wooden legs and toffee apples.
The audience are appreciative of the humour.

TDL are on next and for their first number are joined by Bill
and Ken. Trevor reminds us that it is St Davids Day and has
selected two songs with that in mind. The first, a self-penned
version of Love potion Number 9 called Love potion Number 2
involves sheep and the second, with a Leek connection, is
called Rebel, only the leak has an entirely different meaning.
Very funny, Trevor!

We take a break for 10 - 15 minutes for comfort and re-filling
our glasses


Joe Migdal starts us off for the second session with a lovely
song he has sung before called Natures Wonderland. He
follows this with a traditional song Black Jack Davey. which
he describes as being basically about picking up a bit of
rough. Very well sung Jo!

Our resident poet, Liz, is next and recites one of her
self-penned poems Oh My Haven't They Changed. I haven't
heard this for a while. It always reminds me of reunions I have
attended in the past. 'Shoes' is next, and is delivered with
dramatic aplomb by Liz.

It is Ben's turn next and he starts with a ragtime number called
Don't Get Up by Ron Truman Border. He follows this with a
tune, because he can't think of any songs (I can't believe this
having heard his repertoire), called She Slips Away by his hero
Martin Simpson. Ben holds the audience in complete silence
with this moving tune.

Maggie and Mark are asked on next to give us a couple of extra
songs. The first, a traditional Scottish song called The Hills of
Glenshee is again beautifully sung by Maggie and well
accompanied on guitar by Mark. They continue with a French
tune called Le Garcon de Montagne. Mark plays the hurdy
gurdy for this and is accompanied on the bellows organ by
Maggie. Together they produce a fantastic sound made all the
more richer by Maggie's vocals during the tune.

Ken is on next and gives us a song this time with
Morningtown Ride. He really does have a good voice and
should sing more. His second song is Danny Boy which he
makes an excellent job of. Well Done Ken!

Bernard and Maureen are next and give us some tunes. The
first couple are called Uncle Bernard and Grandfathers.
Maureen loses it a little and we all anticipate a domestic, but it
does not materialise. They continue with another set of tunes,
title unknown to me and the tapping of feet is unavoidable.
Well done!

Len makes a return to the front with a Stevie Winwood song
from 1969 called I Can't Find My Way Home, a new one to me.
This is followed by Norwegian Wood, an early Beatles song. As
soon as you hear the first chord you know what it is. Excellent
Len!

After a second short break Joe gives us his version of Girl of
Dances. He makes an excellent effort and retires from the
stage in acute pain from an injury to his neck. A valiant
performance Joe!

Father and son are on next in the form of Trevor and Ben. They
do a Bob Dylan song called A Simple Twist of Fate and make
an excellent job of it.

Following parish notices our no longer fabclub virgins are
asked to return to finish the afternoon off. Maggie and Mark
start with another traditional song, The Bushes and The
Briars. The hurdy gurdy is tuned again for a French tune
entitled La Petite Net followed by a Dutch tune Franz Morgans
Gern meaning French morning star in our language. I have
heard their last song, Dance to Your Daddy, a traditional song
from the northeast, performed by various artists. Their version
certainly holds its own with those I have heard. Maggie and
Mark are appearing with Sandragon at Orpington Folk Club on
Friday 6th March, so if you wish to hear them make it a date.


We are back on 15th March in the
pub with Roy Mette.