FaBclub review
25th January 2009
written by
Liz Montgomery


Bill opens the compering for the afternoon with possibly the worst
Chinese burns night joke ever - which makes us all wince….and laugh!

And we progress into the Scottish theme with a medley of some lovely
traditional tunes on concertina from Bernard.

Trevor B wows us with "Breathe" - supported by the FaBclub choir - such
a great song. "Easy Street" is a great tune too - love the middle eight key
change - and as Trev the Hat says, spot on for these times of credit
crunch.

Fresh from his triumphs last week, some poetry from Ken - a serious one
on WW1 theme to start which Ken has written himself - which prompts
some very inappropriate response from our wicked audience. Ken sings
Ken Dodd next with "Please release me" and requests for encores from
the assembled masses.

With absolutely no preparation to be compere this week, Bill continues to
wow us with a stream of jokes and stories between the various acts. How
does he remember them all? - excellent stuff!

More music maestro please - this time from Len - with one of my favourite
Neil Young songs with some of his best lyrics IMHO - "Only love can
break your heart" . And another classic to follow - with excellent
guitarwork -"For no-one".

Liz has brought along a book of poems by Modern Scottish Women Poets
- and reads us "Windowbox" by Angela McSeveny and "The Living Fire"
(originally written in the Gaelic) by Mary MacDonald

Some M&S from TDL next (allegedly - well we can't have the FaBclub site
blocked can we) - involving a rubber chicken - "Miss Whiplash" - followed
by Trevor having a dream involving a singaround on a roof…"Nobody's
round". When he had the dream he thought the song was by Johnny
Cash but can't find any trace of it, so probably it's an original TDL song
with lots of chorus and some inspiration from one of the Guthries.

Bill rolls up the first half with a Scottish song - the original this time -
"Bonny banks of Fordie" - rather than the more localised version he is
renowned for performing recently (Bonny banks of… Tilbury) . More
singing along by FaBclubbers of course.

As he may have to leave soon Ken gives us a surreal Englishman,
Welshman, Irishman and Scotsman story…

We open the second half with JoJo - a joke about company mergers she
has poached from Norman…and now for a song with LOTS of
noises…and
FaBulous participation "She'll be coming round the mountain.."

Maureen provides us with gaelic - if not Scottish - humour with a
mischievous story about an Irishman, recently deceased… and then one
about an Irish parish priest. And then some more lovely tunes from
Bernard on the concertina..

"St Augustine" is another great love song from Trevor the Hat - with a
super chorus for us all sing along to. "Streets of London" is his next
number - unusual for Trev as he normally just does his own songs - a
lovely version of this classic. And back to Trevs own compositions with
"A Sign like Batman" - a tremendous song - an absolutely classic. Always
interesting words and tunes with a twist that make you want to sing
along.

A new one from Bill now - watch Myspace for the next episode …
apparently he has a little dongle… a song all about friends you make on
social networking sites (honest Bill - we'll explain) - "Cakehole Presley is
my Friend"

More classic Neil Young from Len - "I believe in you" - on top form today.
And more Beatles - "Hide your love away" and "Norwegian Wood"

Liz ends up the second half with "Sausages" - by Simon Bartram,
"Ageing", by Janet Caird and "What a Poem's Not" by John Hegley

The final spell of the afternoon and after the fab FaBclub raffle, we are all
delighted that TDL are getting back on form again. Some Scottish (ish)
tunes - the first is from Walter Scott's Bothy Ballads - but probably
predates this considerably. Great TDL heavy folk arrangement guys…
Sue performs a great number inspired by a recent naked Scottish
rambler…. "Cold around the Cairngorms". (I was instructed rewrite this
bit of the review, as the first draft made it sound like Sue was reciting this
in her nothings and she threatened to never write a review again if I kept
the original wording ;-) ). And a lovely version of "Freight Train" from
both of TDL to round off complete with train whistle accompaniment from
JoJo.

More lovely lyrics - written in 1884 by Sir Harold Boulton - "The Skye Boat
Song" - and performed as a Cockney poem by JoJo. And Bernard follows
up with the tune…

Len produces a storming performance of "To love somebody"… And to
round off the afternoon, the Man in the Hat is back. "Fire and Rain" ; "The
Sun Shines over Romford" (which makes us all feel quite exotic…or
neurotic, depending on whose words you believe) - and a request from
Michelle - "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Gosh
haven't heard that for ages, and it prompts a lively discussion about Andy
Fairweather Low

Brilliant afternoon all - see you next week - at the FaBclub 4th Birthday
party!!!