FaBclub review
23rd November2008
written by
Liz Montgomery


It's a cold wintry afternoon. The snow that coated Grays first thing has
melted but the east wind is cutting and raw. Inside FaBclubbers are
gathering in the snug function room at The White Hart - definitely the
best place to be on a Sunday afternoon like this.

Random trivia corner - Apparently it is St Cecilia's Day about now too -
patron saint of music

Bill has stepped up to the plate as MC today. After some terrible puns -
"All on a Monday Morning" gets us into an interesting mood.

Norman has brought several of his interesting ukeleles today. He has
been inspired by our guests, Legacy, of last week and plays "Take
these chains from my heart". This gets us all singing along. This was
on a baritone ukulele - looks like a mini guitar. Then onto what looks
like a banjo ukulele - to catch the "Wigan Boat Express"

More on the ukulele from Margaret - "Karina, Karina", which I have not
heard before. After a run at "Down by the Riverside" - Margaret
decides she doesn't like that number and starts again with "There'll
never be anyone else but you for me" - but - hey - it's FaBclub so
that's fine.

Gosh four different types of ukulele in 20 minutes… and only one
Formby song.

Strange and -as usual - very funny stories from Maureen next. "Daddy
will eat your fingers" - I don't think anyone present will eat peanuts
from a shared bowl again - followed by the salutary tale of "Financial
Planning"

And on to some lovely concertina work from Bernard - a 17th century
lament (?) and "The Willows" - lovely stuff.

Some poems from Liz - a John Hegley one called The Flannel all about
subtle little sexism in the world, and one of her own "Growing Old
Disgracefully"

A lovely Spanish poem - and translation - from Bill - he is in a very
lyrical mood today. "Oh take me home" takes this lyrical mood forward
- fascinating observations as ever with lots of little twists.

A beautiful poem about the smells, colours, light and sounds of
November is the introduction to Dennis's first song which is about
Autumn - the smells are time capsules full of memories - super. He also
tells us about performing a couple of times with John Hegley in
London. He has also been performing for Whipps Cross Hospital radio
with Bill Farrow (who will be with us as a special CITP guest in
February) and Al Neville.

"School Dinners" is the subject of memories for most of us - not all
good - and clearly definitely not good ones for Dennis! An excellent
and very funny song. I think I was very lucky - my school did amazing
steamed puddings and custard - even chocolate custard sometimes -
but the mashed potato was a bit stodgy…

A great re-entry from Bill - with a number about a running club and
phantom joggers…. Sounds unlikely but true. We learn that Ken is also
a keen runner too. So an updated song about the Castle Point
Runners… "Following Jack" named for the organiser Jack Virgo.

A Lonnie Donegan number called "Chewing Gum" from Norman - gosh
haven't heard that one for a long time. And then "I promised to be
home by 9 O'clock" - super stuff.

Some modern folk from Margaret with "Blowing in the Wind" with the
FaBclub choir - and some Elvis…"Let me be… Your Teddy Bear" -
complete with FaBclub harmonies.

Maureen gives us some more saucy stories - where does she get them
from? And over to Bernie for some lovely traditional concertina tunes.
He has such a great repertoire (ooh missus)

Margaret and John are back with us . They got lost in the Grays one
way system - but they finally made it here. A topical number to start
with called "White House Blues" - which John found via a John
Renbourne version. Accompanied by Margaret on the extraordinary
bowed psalter she plays - sounds fabulous. A more traditional song
but a funky arrangement - "Sobey the Female Highwayman"- with
Margaret on vocals and more super guitarcraft from John. And to
round off a song from Norfolk - "The Unlaid Maid" which gets us all
laughing and singing together.

More from Liz with Sir John Betjemens Death in Leamington, then Liz's
own Christmastime at Lakeside with audience participation…

Bill and Dennis double up with their very special rendition of "There is
a House in Leigh on Sea (The Hoy at Anchor in Leigh)"…to the tune of
House of the Rising Sun - and with some special rewrites for the
FaBclub.

And Dennis plays us out for the evening with another "Autumn Song" -
definitely a major source of inspiration for Dennis conjuring up so
much rich imagery. A little jollity with "I'm a London Lad" - rural, rustic
and urban as Dennis describes it. Phenomenal. And we force him back
to sing "The Barbeque" - which tells the truth about the British
barbeque experience…as the finale for the afternoon

See you on the 7th - for another fun afternoon…