FaBclub review
28th September2008
written by
Clive Meggs





The room is filling slowly and guitars are being tuned, it
promises to be a good afternoon's entertainment at the
FaBclub. Glasses are filled with various liquids and we are
ready to go.

Before we begin I am introduced to a wonderful black and
red wooden figure attached to a stick that is instantly
recognisable, dare I say it, as a gollywog. I am informed by its
owner, JoJo, that it has been given the name Wally Gee, and
was made for her by one of our regulars, Bernard. The model
has not yet had any dancing lessons so will not be
performing today, but we look forward to seeing it at the
FaBclub in the near future.

Our compere for the first half this afternoon is Jo Jo, who
starts by introducing the first guest, John Stafford. He is
caught slightly unawares, anticipating JoJo to sing
something first but JoJo is never conventional. John starts
by picking a pick and singing an old favourite - Swing Low
Sweet Chariot, one of his favourite chorarse songs. He
follows with a slower number - Bring it on Home to Me -
during which there are requests for favourite verses (just to
help out his memory). John is a master at improvisation and
got the proceedings off to a fabulous start.

Bill Pardon is up next with a polital correctness song called
Equality Diversity Enhanced. Very cleverly written and full of
the usual Bill humour. He follows with a second song
entitled Maypole Dancer, where I detected that the person
referred to in the song at some point ended up outside a
pole dancing club in Soho. It conjoured up quite a picture.

JoJo follows with a very short song, an Irish Blessing, in
fact one of the shortest songs I have heard. Nevertheless it
was beautifully sung and the audience were transfixed.

Ben is introduced as a person under 20 with fantastic talent
and he proves this by singing a song called Cape written by
Guy Clarke from Texas. A bouncy plucky number that I
haven't heard before at the FaBclub. Ben certainly is
building up a huge repertoire. He follows with a folky
number played in his own unique style called the Hills of
Granmore. Ben has reached the sem-finals of Young Folk
Artiste of the Year, and is easy to see why.


Be afraid, very afraid. The female leopard has recovered from
last week and is back in full fettle, although not attired in
leopard gear. They begin with a calypso song called The
Foggy Dew. Wrong climate I fear! The rattles and whistles
are then handed around for a joiny in song called I'm Not As
Homosexual As I Used To Be. Quite an energetic song, The
Leopards are puffing and blowing at its finish.

Next is Alan Neville who starts with an advert for a couple of
events he is appearing in over the next couple of weeks. A
Bob Dylan Evening at The Plough, Wood Street
Walthamstow starting at 7.30pm on Saturday 4th October
and a charity event starting at about 4.00pm on Saturday
18th October at The Old Rose and Crown , Hoe Street,
Walthamstow, E.17. Please try to support him if you are able.
He starts with a song he says he has never performed before
at the FaBclub, I certainly have never heard it. Self penned,
he calls it I'm going to Stopathome. Alan seems surprised to
hear that most of the audience have been to this place
before. A jolly chorus song. He then sings a song,
unaccomplished, as he puts it, without instruments. He
sheepishly sings a song called Sheeps that Baa's in the
Night. Full of sheep related jokes - Baa Humbug!!!

We have an interval when glasses are re-charged and
bladder emptied and the second session is started by our
second compere Sue Leopard. As a special treat, Sue sings
us a song entitled Willy's Wild Woodbines. Unaccompanied,
she makes a great job of it, and most people are impressed.

John Stafford takes the floor again with a singalong song -
Them Old Cottonfields Back Home, including a change of
tempo towards the end. He follows with House of the Rising
Sun. John talks himself into getting this one wrong and
succeeds. Nevertheless, he puts such a lot of feeling into
both playing and singing that his mistakes are hardly
noticed by the audience, who are all joining in with the
words.

Bill Pardon sings us a couple of songs with a backing track
using the pub hi-fi in the corner. A very sad tale about a
child in the Far East entitled Cyclone Child. Quite a thought
provoking song. The second number, called Take Me Home,
with chickens. Is this Karaoke? Not as we know it.

After Bill we welcome back Ben, our other flowerpot man. He
sings Nobody's Business But Mine. A lot of finger-picking
on the guitar, excellently executed by Ben.Our young talent
then follows with a very different version of the traditional
song Down Where the Drunkards Roll. I love this
arrangement.

The raffle is drawn and I am not complaining for a change.
We win the bottle of wine.

Tone Deaf Leopard are up next and sing one of the Child
Ballads. A very slow quiet number with Sue accompanying
Trevor on the bongos. A lovely tale brilliantly told. The
tempo quickens for their second number with an old
favourite The Wild Clover, a humorous tale of laboratory
rabbits.

Our last performer of the afternoon is the excellent Alan
Neville. He starts with a serious ballad entitled Treasure of
Pure Gold. A moving story I have not heard him sing before.
He follows with another serious ballad called Footsteps Fall
by Boo Hewerdine. Both songs were enjoyed by all. It is a
pleasant change for Alan to sing serious songs.

The afternoon is brought to a close with all performers
joining in a jamming session singing the song Pay Me My
Money Down ( or something like that ), led by Tone Deaf
Leopard. We leave, and as we make our way to the car park
several people, myself included, are heard humming the
infectious chorus. Another great session at the FaBclub
ends.