FaBclub review
27th July2008
written by
Eve
Guevara-Sansom


It is the last FaBclub meeting of the Season. Despite the
hot, humid, sticky weather, no-one let that stifle their
own mood-as usual the atmosphere was buoyant and
interesting with a huge variety of songs and readings -
some old - some not so old and a few new songs.

Clive Meggs was our Host and Compere and in his usual
fine fettle. He kept laughter singing with his many
cheeky, provocative jokes…..he was lucky not to have
too many Blondes on site…..for, I fear if there had been
he may have been bashed by a not too
friendly….Blonde's handbag or stiletto heel…..Well done
Clive -laughter is the Manna of the Soul….Good Luck in
September we will all be thinking of you.

We were treated to many delicious treats in song and the
afternoon kicked off in grand style with Ken accompanied
by Margaret Brown on ukulele. They delivered two great
sing-a-longs in great style : Travelling Light and Buddy
Holly's Every Day it's a getting closer….absolutely
everyone joined in - which set the pace - and it was
heavenly fun.

We next had a very magical presentation from Norman
Faulkener's Grand Daughter - Natasha playing Clarinet -
she played a piece from The Little Mermaid called Under
the Sea….she is a real professional and is one to watch
for the future. Special thanks to her for that - it must
have been a daunting experience - but she was - truly -
awesome. Norman next accompanied her rendition of
Sunbathing in the Park - it was perfectissimo ! sublime
voice - good choice……thanks for bringing us this
special surprise Norman - Natasha is everything to be
proud of..Good Luck to her in her new role…

This was followed by a brilliant presentation from Clive
who was going crazy on whisky…the Devil's brew : Under
the effluence of illchohol….or words in a spin…..

The tempo was moved on by our class act - Liz
Montgomery our culture Guru who was caught on the
hop by Clive by being lunged into the spotlight
unexpectedly. We shared her visions from a trip to Far
East : A Thousand Things to see before you die.. A very
relevant overview which was in places moving and
thought provoking….

Bill Pardon entered the arena next and shared a very
clever song about an old witch from Leigh - Old Mother
Moore - self circulating power merchant of - curses for
sailors… and how she was finally outwitted. It was
brilliant stuff from the past. His next delivery was a very
witty love song for a new love he was magnetised to and
from Bradwell on Sea - a lady of nuclear power
oddities……..a bit of a handful with several breasts and
three eyes…..(one on his wallet no doubt…) Up to Bill's
usual standard and very, very entertaining….
As a personal note on Old Mother Moores of life - yes,
they still exist - we get a lot of them in Grays - forcing
Heather or a Curse on local shoppers - they are very
persistent and can get nasty if you don't part with
money. I am very anti this bully culture which feeds fear
and superstition - so I always end up turning the tables
on them as they persist in assuring me that I will be
unlucky IF Idon't obey them and buy their heather - I say
: Okay ,then, if I buy that - will you guarantee me that I
will enjoy as much good luck as you do? -that opens the
cat-trap…they say Oh Yes - you will..guaranteed….to
which I snarl and snap back : Well keep it -coz I don't
want to have to be reduced to standing on pavements to
sell Heather and spread superstition by fear and bullying
- okay? Byeeeeeee…….. that solves that one and the
grimace on their gobs is - enjoyable….(sorry to any
heather merchants - I was born in 'Scotland and can
access as much heather as I want…) just a tip…..

We were especially graced with the presence of Al Neville
today who lived up to every accolade he so richly
deserves. His first song :
www.look-me-up-how-I-feel-about-you
Is brilliantly composed - bringing the tangles of love life
into the modern contexts by means of traditional Folk.
Brilliant. This was followed by Al's version of
Greensleeves - and for some reason….Liz was looking
uncomfortable…..we wondered why……it was Brilliant
humour from a Master of his craft. Delightful for us all.

Humour kept going as Margaret Brown took to the floor
again with her version of : Lottery Millionaire….delivered
with all the joyful revelry of Music Hall moments - we all
joined in to enhance the happy din! She gets them all
going ! She has a great personality and passes it on to
others …. We were sorry to hear that Ongar Folk Club is
closing down - again…and again ? Her next delivery was
sheer joy too : Hi Ho Silver Lining - Jeff Beck - another
great sing-a-long for everyone. She is a great medicine
for shedding the Blues…

Jo-Jo followed with her own unique version of Under the
Board Walk - (Sam Cooke-oh! That sweet voice of syrup
of his….) which she sang in unmatchable high operatic
registers…….we wondered how she reached so
high….we expected to be scraping her tonsils off the
ceiling at the end…

After the break Clive made special thanks to Linda for her
magnificent organisation of the Feast of Food again - her
own Home Cooking is divine....Gordon Ramsey watch
up!....you won't be swearing at our table!...and thanks to
everyone for extra food contributions - it made the day
that extra bit special.

Tone Deaf Leopard then pounced on to the stage with
two uniquely British humour songs : Naked/Bare Nudists
Song ---side splitting material as usual….and No
Baquettes.. hilarious and very clever play on
words…Trevor on guitar and Sue on Bongo never fail to
deliver - despite the fact that they'd been to 2 Boot Sales
that very morning….I'm surprised they had time to
remember to change their pyjamas….or did they?...watch
this space…

In between all this our Host Clive, maintained the tempo
with the onslaught of jokes…..about blondes with no
VASES and more front than Brighton Pier…etc.

On a massive mood curve Joe Migdal magnetised our
emotions with two most beautiful ballads : Girl of Dances
and Fair Maids of February…about Snowdrops - both
creation of Barry and Robin Dransfield whom Joe greatly
admires. As ususal he did a great credit to the Songs as
genius in is respect of Music as art of communication. He
moves mountains of emotions - which is the true mark of
professionals and purists. What more can be said? Not
much - just listen and enjoy ……

Len followed Joe with two beautiful songs which we all
knew and could join him in: How do we hang on to a
Dream and Catch the Wind - the most famous of
Donovan's song.....as is noted so often - it is really
difficult to distinguish between Len's voice and Neil
Young's - so what a brilliant privilege for Len - and us. It
is a great feeling to hear these favourites again and to be
able to be part of the songs....well done Len....

Rocketing from that reality back into Jeremy Kyle Great
Brit reality - Clive caused a belly roar with his very funny
joke about a kid making predictions…which spookily
came true…and by ironic means…..the kid found out that
the Milkman was his Dad…..very Humourous stuff…..true
to life in all ways……

Liz brought us on to another humour next on John
Betjeman's poetic visions of SLOUGH…It was very
pertinent to SLOUGH…..I've been there so I know exactly
what John Betjeman and Ricky Gervais mean about the
place. Liz has real class in how she respects a Poet's
works by perfect delivery. She closed with some very
deep and thought provoking recollection of her own :
Last Night I Dreamed - inspired by her recent return to
Oxford. The Art of expression is always perfect in her
management and her voice is perfect for performance.
We always look forward to more….



After a break - still standing despite exotic humidity - we
were played out by some very arousing songs : Margaret
was brilliant with Sloop John B - and we all heartily joined
in with her…she left us all smiling.....Clive then creased
us - literally-with his joke about the female executions in
Mexico….and the irony of superstitious-idiotic people
non controls…typical….Deaf Leopard skipped back on to
deliver their really great dedication to Country Joe
McDonald : What Are We fighting for - that should be
recorded too - it was - brilliant……and Joe Migdal came
back with his dedication to -Romford Market - very fitting
and humorous too - he leaves no stone unturned on
imagery…..Len followed with another song we know so
well and could accompany him on : Here Comes the Sun -
it was an apt lead up to conclusion of the season….
Al Neville closed to event for us with two brilliant songs :
A Space in my Daydreams for you and Bye George - his
tribute to George Harrison who was often overlooked - it
is a perfect tribute and actually did move me to almost
tears - I could almost feel George in the room - this song
salutes a Legend and should be a hymn for festivals like
Glastonbury - I know that George's followers would all
want to hear it…..thanks to Al for that….it is a blinding
Master piece. It was a fitting song to close the season
with…thanks to all our Artistes for giving us………..
today……..

The club reopens on Sunday September 7th - Get a Floor
Spot - so have a good summer break and see you all
then. Eve

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