FaBclub Review
18th May 2008
Written by Clive
Meggs



After a day of rain yesterday the sun has come out over
Grays for our afternoon session in the pub.

Our MC's this afternoon are Tone Deaf Leopard, be afraid,
be very afraid. They start with a rousing chorus song, The
Wild Rabbit, a parody of the famous chorus song, Wild
Rover, all about the trials and tribulations of laboratory
rabbits. Very cleverly written by Trevor. They follow with a
psychopathic ballad, a hit for Olivia Neutron Bomb some
years ago called By the Banks of the Ohio. I've never heard
them sing this before, Great stuff!! Where would we be
without a drinking song. They follow with a drinking
chorus song, The Camera never lies, another new one on
me.

Next on is Bill Pardon, who steps up on the stage, declaring
he is afraid of heights. He sings what he believes is the true
version of an Eric Bogle song goodbye my Nancy Oh!
Unusually a very serious song from Bill, well sung. Back to
basics with the next song a humorous tale about a girl
called Clamidia Clamp, lots of sexual innuendos and
laughter from the audience.

Our main guest, Liz Simcock is then introduced to the
stage. She chooses to sing from the lower level, which is far
more intimate. I am familiar with Liz as I already own both
her CD's. She has a fantastic voice and plays her guitar
exquisitely. She starts with a song called Giving me the
Blues, a new song to me. Perhaps it is on her new album to
be released shortly. The quality of her singing is instantly
recognised by the audience. Her next song, Dancing With
You follows with the same undivided attention. Letishia
Boccemski is the title of her next song, and Liz explains it is
written about a fictional character who is more than ready
to give advice, some of which is not to be heeded. The
strange name, invented by Liz is actually an anagram of her
own name. Her next song was written on a cold but bright
day after a visit to Cromer, and a supper of fish and chips.
It is appropriately called Cromer Pier. Liz describes her next
song as an angry song about the state of the world. It is
called Scissors Cuts Paper. A more upbeat number with a
chorus and the audience joins in with percussion. It is
followed by a song called Forbidden Fruit. Liz explains
that it is a very depressing song and jokingly offers
counselling to those affected after she finishes. I was only
affected by the quality of the song. This is followed by a
happy little number called Chemistry. To finish the set Liz
explains that she is sometimes accompanied by another
guitarist and a bass player who were otherwise engaged this
afternoon. So she sang a song about them called This Time
Last Year. There was obviously a hidden meaning in the
words, but I am afraid it went right over my head. That
was quite an impressive set Liz. I am sure everyone is
looking forward to more of the same in the second half.

We take a short break for refuelling and emptying of our
tanks.

Trevor (TDL) resumes with John the Revelator aimed at all
those who didn't go to church today, most of us I think. A
very gospelly joining in song, lots of clapping and singing,
followed by an old favourite Roadkill café. It's a good job
all the food supplied by the landlord has already been
consumed.

Joe Migdal is on next playing his strange looking guitar
that lights up. He sings a Ray Davis song which we all
know called Waterloo Sunset. How does he get his guitar to
sound like a piano, it sounds fantastic over the PA. Well
done Joe!!!!

Next up is Helen who is using Trevor's Guitar. She sings a
song called Reaching Out who she says she heard Steve
Tilston singing, I'm not sure if it's one of his songs though.
Helen certainly does it justice. She follows with a Neil
Young song called Sugar Mountain. John joins her part
way through the song on the mouth organ. He complements
the song very well.

Pardon me Bill is asked to do another. He sings a song
about The Wrinklies which he assures us has no bearing on
the audience. They readily join in with the chorus and find
the words very amusing. Perhaps they are looking forward
to becoming wrinklies.

Mumbling Len Turner and Jaunty John Safford are on
next doing a completely unrehearsed song. It takes a
worried man to sing a worried song is the title, but the duo
don't appear worried at all about singing this song.
Considering this is the first time they have performed
together they do remarkably well in true folk club tradition.
John loves his chorarse songs.

The raffle is drawn and I do not win, never mind.

Liz Simcock comes back to the stage to start her second set.
The audience has expanded as more people join us from the
bar, having heard how good she is.She starts with a bluesy
number entitled Blueprint man and calls for a harmonica
solo part way through. John duly obliges and receives a
round of applause. Her next song is called Tides and she
encourages us to join in with the chorus. Can I hear
someone singing out of tune? The next song is about a
friend of Liz's who emigrated to the other side of the world,
Sydney to be precise, called Upside Down. Sung with great
feeling, she obviously deeply misses her friend. She follows
with the title track of one of her albums, Seven Sisters
Road. It sounds just as good if not better than the album
track. Liz describes her next song as depressing but I find it
well crafted and beautifully sung. I think it is called
Masterpiece. It certainly sounds like one. The audience are
transfixed. A slightly more upbeat number next called
Walking onEggshells, one of my favourites. For all those
clothes shoppers out there Liz sings a song called Sneakers.
She says she hates shopping for clothes and this song
reflects her feelings. Quite a foot tapping number, some of
us are tapping in time with the music. She finishes with a
miserable song (her description) called Beachcomber which
I find far from miserable. It couldn't have been that
miserable because a lengthy round of applause encouraged
Liz to do an encore for us, an unaccompanied song written
by Robbie Burns called Annie Laurie. What a way to
round off a wonderful afternoon at the FaBclub!!!!!!!